HERE'S A TOPLESS BABE YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRAG HOME AND INTRODUCE TO THE WIFE ...!!!

In fact, rather than running her off the property, asthe Dragon Ladyusually does when you smuggleanew skankhome from thenudie bar, the wife might actually take quite a shine to this brassy floozy, named Roxy, and before you know it, there's gonna be a menage a trois going on in your own garage!

Just picture it! You, Momma, and this flashy drop-top having a helluva time cruisin' Woodward on Saturday night! What a threesome!

I know you routinely use the "...but I bought it for YOU, honey..." routine, to sneak yet ANOTHER car past SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED.

Yeah. We guys are dogs and we all pull that one, all the time. Oldest con-job in the book.

But this time it's different! You mighteven get away with it!

Just open the trunk and show your trouble-and-strife (rhymes with 'wife') that huge, giant, gaping chasm into which a hundred tons of groceries, baubles, trinkets, and assorted junk on sale at Ross Dress-For-Less can be oh-so-easily crammed....

...and you'll have NO trouble makingRoxy part of the family.

Roxy has no AC; just a powerful heater. So forget mid-summer, mid-day driving unless you live in Oregon, Washington, Maine, Alaska...or Sweden!!!

Roxycan be driven anywhere, any time, so if you wanna fly in to Purgatory (Phoenix, Arizona), and cruise home, you can do that!

Butif you want Roxy shipped home, I can arrange that for you, too.

In fact, I can send Roxy to ANY address on the planet for you, once you adopt her and recite your marriage vows.

Only 428 convertibles were built by Imperial in 1968; so Roxy has very few siblings.

In fact, Imperial built its last and final drop-tops in '68. Roxy is one of thefew survivors!

Got questions...? Just pick up your phone and talk to me!

The name's Johnny Rosen, and I'm in Phoenix, Arizona. The number's (602)569-1010.

Hej alla svenska raggare !

Jag skickar snart en container till Goteborg med en 57:a 300 Csom ska vidare till Ostersund.

Om du koper 58:an kan jag skicka den i samma container for en kostnad om3,500 dollar.

Samtididgt kan jag skickaenmassa reservdelar.

Ring mig, "Fy Faan",jag pratar bra svengelska: (602)569-1010.

Eller, om du mailar ditt telefonnummer sa lovar jag att jag ringer upp dig!

johnnyrosen@cox.net

- Johnny Rosen in Phoenix, Arizona, USA